24 5 / 2013
your move, tumblr user pizza
how many notes till he finds the thing
pizza’s a she, yo.
(Source: sinceivebeenlovinyou, via das-nawt-bene)
24 5 / 2013
i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
We have to let you cool for 10-15 minutes first.
(Source: foodnun, via das-nawt-bene)
24 5 / 2013
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses.
Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.
I JUST SAW THIS POST AFTER CLICKING IT FML
SO SOMEONE I’M IN A MUTAL FOLLOW WITH GOT THIS A LITTLE WHILE AGO; DUDE, IF YOU HAVEN’T YET, DON’T FUCKING DO IT!
(via tavros-nightram)
24 5 / 2013
ATTENTION ALL RDJ FANS!!!!
Everyone who reblogs this will get their URL put in this book. I will be mailing it to Robert. And if anyone has other ideas of what I should send him feel free to message me.
Start reblogging, everyone!!!
UPDATE: great job so far everyone! But I’ve only filled nine pages!!! Reblog if u haven’t already!
24 5 / 2013
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
24 5 / 2013
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
(via shipping-and-handling)
24 5 / 2013
So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
(via 3amdress)
24 5 / 2013
Leighton Naylor’s fish, Einstein, developed a disease that made it hard for him to swim. So Naylor made him a lifejacket of sorts using repurposed tank tubing, redesigned his tank to make it disability friendly, and nowadays Einstein does just fine.
“People have said I’m crazy but every animal is a valued family member,” Naylor says. “I’ve tried to train all of my fish but Einstein’s my star pupil. He can swim through my fingers and he was getting into fish football when he fell sick.”
I’m literally crying over this fish
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SO PRECIOUS
(via 3amdress)
24 5 / 2013
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
(via pigfetus)
24 5 / 2013
“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
(Source: keishaissooawesome, via pigfetus)
24 5 / 2013
EB: haha omg my shoe dave my shoe!!!!!
TG: who gives a fuck about shoes
EB: SAYS THE GUY WITH A GHOSt TAIL.
(via pigfetus)
